The Girl Is Mine (Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney cover)
[Intro] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen I'm Richard Cheese You know, so many years ago Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney recorded a wonderful duet and I'd like to do it for you with someone very special
[Cheese] Every night she walks right in my dreams Since I met her from the start I'm so proud I am the only one Who is special in her heart
The girl is mine The doggone girl is mine
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Stephen Hawking!
[Hawking] I don't understand the way you think Saying that she's yours not mine Sending roses and your silly dreams Really just a waste of time
Because she's mine The doggone girl is mine
[Duet] I love you more than he (Take you anywhere) But I love you endlessly (Loving we will share) So come and go with me Two on the town
The girl is mine
[Hawking] Richard, we're not going to fight about this, OK?
[Cheese] Stephen, I think I told you, I'm a lover not a fighter
[Hawking] I've heard it all before, Richard She told me that I'm her forever lover, you know, don't you remember?
[Cheese] Well, after loving me, she said she couldn't love another
[Hawking] Is that what she said?
[Cheese] Yes, she said it, you keep dreaming!
[Hawking] I don't believe it
[Both] Mine, mine The girl is mine (mine, mine, mine)
[Hawking] Thank you, Richard
[Cheese] Thank you, Stephen
[Hawking] Good night Celebrity voices impersonated