Superman: I lost my parents in childhood, grew up a loner no one understood, and spent years brooding as an aimless drifter. But, through the inspiring words of my father, I'll become a symbol, an icon, a savior to restore hope to those who have none.
Batman: umm, you mean like batman?
Superman: I traveled the world as a bearded outcast to discover who I am.
Batman: been there done that
Superman: My friends only speak to me in exposition and speeches about how important and unique I am.
Batman: Been there done that
Superman: If you ask my life story, I would tell it to you out of order and disjointed.
Batman: been there done that
Superman: I often have flashbacks out of nowhere about how important my destiny is.
Batman: been there done that
Superman: I wear dark, tight costume
Batman: Ditto
Superman: with a long flowing cape too
Batman: I think we shop at the same store
Superman: I have a wise father figure who isn’t my father at all
Batman: suck my balls
Chorus: I'm superman I'm the freaking' man of steal No one can do what I can I am the real deal I'm the most unique super hero that this world's ever seen
Batman: except for me
Superman: I’m mentally depressed and psychologically tortured.
Batman: not special.
Superman: I’ve stared into the vast empty void and have come out scarred yet responsibly stronger.
Batman: same
Superman: I reflect when I'm in my giant, dark, empty fortress.
Batman: sounds familiar
Superman: I want to save people, but under my protection the civilian death toll has tripled
Batman: oops
Superman: I'm an awkward nerd
Batman: No you're not, you're an emo hunk every women wants to sleep with
Superman: Ok, you're right about that
Batman: over here
Superman: I have a bland but independent girlfriend who I still have to save most the time.
Batman: oh you mean like mine!? Listen up twerp You can't be who I am Your a speedy pretty boy I'm the freaking batman The dark brooding loner is my thing ya see and Zack Snyder sure aint gonna to take that from me
Second Chorus: I am Batman Better then the man of steel You should know who I am I'm the OG real deal I'm the most unique super hero that this worlds has ever seen so don't steal my thing
Superman: No, I'm superman I'm the freaking' man of steal I do whatever I can, way more then the batman will To save the day, I'll do whatever I can, I've even killed a man!
Batman: Jesus, guy!
Superman: He was going to kill some random people I didn’t know.
Batman: Dude, I didn’t even kill the insane clown who murdered my girlfriend.
Superman: Oh…
Batman: You’re sick.
Superman: No…I’m SUPERMAN!
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