Stalin wasn't stallin' When he told the beast of Berlin That they'd never rest contented Till they had driven him from the land So he called the Yanks and English And proceeded to extinguish The Führer and his vermin This is how it all began
Now the Devil he was reading In the good book one day How the lord created Adam To walk the righteous way And it made the Devil jealous He turned green up to his horns And he swore by things unholy That he'd make one of his own
So he packed two suitcases Full of grief and misery And he caught the midnight special Going down to Germany Then he mixed his lies and hatred With fire and brimstone Then the devil sat upon it That's how Adolf was born
Now Adolf got the notion That he was the master race And he swore he'd bring new order And put mankind in it,s place! So he set his scheme in motion And he was winning everywhere Until he up and got the notion For to kick that Russian bear
Yes he kicked that noble Russian But it wasn't very long Before Adolf got suspicious The he had done something wrong Cause that bear grabbed the Führer And gave him an awful fright Seventeen months he scrapped the Führer Tooth and claw, day and night
Then that bear smacked the Führer With a mighty armored paw And Adolf broke all records Running backward towards Krakaw The Goebbels sent a message To the people everywhere That if they couldn't hit the Führer Go down hit that Russian bear