Rucka Rucka Ali - TRUMP (Stitches Parody) | Текст песни

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• Rucka Rucka Ali
• TRUMP (Stitches Parody)

I was born in my own hospital.
(A great hospital. The best you could imagine)
Delivered by the doctor that I bought.
(And he thanked me. He said "Donald, thank you." This is terrific)

I bought at least a couple wifes.
(three highest paid women in America)
But the third one doesn't speak English just right.
(and she's great. I see her on holidays. Terrific)

Now this country needs a good strong leader.
I'm real busy but I may just have the time.
If I let you elect the Trumpster,
You're welcome.

I'm a great leader and I can't read.
We're being rapen by the Chinese.
I'll make these China dogs my bitches.
I'm a filthy richest.

We need a hero that'll come help.
I'll sell America to myself.
I'll build yous highways and some bridges.
I'm a filthy richest.

I want to make this country great.
(right now we're not great)
But the Mexicans keep coming here to rape.
(and by the way, at least rape in English)

I'll build a wall no one could climb.
(no one will climb this wall)
And the spics could rape on their own fucking side.
(Mexico is the new China)

Now I'm seeng people talk about Trumpster.
Saying things that quite frankly aren't nice.
When I'm in charge of our nuclear program,
You're all bombed (and fired).

I'm a great leader and I can't read.
We're being rapen by the Chinese.
I'll make these China dogs my bitches.
I'm a filthy richest.

We need a hero that'll come help.
I'll sell America to myself.
I'll build yous highways and some bridges.
I'm a filthy richest.

(we're losing - It's a catastrophe)
(I'll negotiate a better deal)
(I'll do a good job)

We need a leader prez,
That'll get us out of our debt.
Help the people get lower wig prices.

We need a leader prez,
That'll get us rid of ISIS,
Rip them all to shreds,
Fucking towel heads.

We need a leader prez,
That'll get us driving hybrids.
Give us all some bread,
With the a side of Pez.

And tell the Mexicans and all the illegal migrants:
"You gotta get a license."

I'm a great leader and I can't read.
We're being rapen by the Chinese.
I'll make these China dogs my bitches.
I'm a filthy richest.

We need a hero that'll come help.
I'll sell America to myself.
I'll build yous highways and some bridges.
I'm a filthy richest.

And I just can't help all yous bithces.
I'm a filthy richest.
It's gonna be terrific.
Because I'm the filthy richest.