I've got my own religion now, I've got an altar in my room I have no human sacrifice, so a hamster will have to do But I must drink of human blood, my new gods to appease And when a' hunting I must go, behind my clothes I leave
Chorus: On all fours like a wolf, I run around the town In the darkness of the night, I may hunt you down When Sunday morning comes around, I'll hide myself away Mother don't bother to wake me up, I won't be going to church today!
Dance around my father's lawn, in the naked state Urinate upon the cross, then flush it down the drain Smear hamsters blood upon my breasts, the cat will lick it off If the neighbours should complain, tell them to "Fuck off!"
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Bridge: When the moon shines bright tonight Deep into your neck I'll bite Life you'll find is much more fun When a Werewolfe you've become
Store the bodies I collect, in my fathers' shed Long before the cock shall crow, I return to bed When the bodies start to rot, the may start to smell If the neighbours should complain, tell them "Go to hell!"
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Mother don't bother to wake me up, I won't be going to church today!