ShadyVox Ft. LittleKuriboh - Jaden's Rap | Текст песни

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[JADEN'S RAP]

[Yami]

We're sitting here today with duelist Jaden Yuki.

[Jaden]

What's up?

[Yami]

So Jaden, what's a day in the life of Jaden Yuki like?

[Jaden]

You sure you wanna' know?

[Yami]

Please. Tell us!

[Jaden]

I play card games motherfucker
I'm so rad, I'm amazing.
I sneak into your mom's
just to see how good she's tasting.

[Kaiba]

Damn Jaden, you a crazy kid.

[Jaden]

Yo shut the fuck up and suck my prick.

I'm in a 3D movie better watch it motherfuckers
Or I'll roll up to your house and fucking shoot you with my brothers.

[Crowd]

What you want Jaden?

[Jaden]

Some brand new cards!

[Crowd]

What you need Jaden?

[Jaden]

To fuck you hard!
I'm knocking back a forty while I'm rolling up an ounce.
If you try to front with me I'm gonna burn your fucking house!
My inner demons, yeah, you gonna' run when you see them.
So play your card bitch, I'm so hot that I'm steaming!

[Yami]

I'm sorry Jaden, but are we to believe you drink and do drugs while playing card games?

[Jaden]

I never said I was a a role model.

[Yami]

But what about all your fans and admirers, do you have a message for them?

[Jaden]

All my fans and admirers, can suck my chode.
I'm fucking Jaden Yuki bitch, you gonna' take my load!
You wanna' go? Well then, you best be bringing what you got.
Your homies and your neighbourhood just watch me kill the fucking lot.

To all you cunts, talking shit about my du.

[Crowd]

Like a Kuriboh!

[Jaden]

I'm gonna' fucking kill you!

[Crowd]

J!

[Jaden]

Is for Jaden!

[Crowd]

Y!

[Jaden]

Is for Yuki!

I'll steal your fucking cat so I can say "I've had your pussy!"

[Yami]

Wow, Jaden, I'm surprised. All this from a Slifer Red Duelist.

[Jaden]

Well there's a lot you may not know about me.

[Yami]

Oh really? Eh, such as?

[Jaden]

At duel academy
I got laid every day
I cheated every duel.
I never got an A.

I've got a deck of awesome.
You've got a deck of fail.

I'll challenge your ass to a duel.
And take a shit!

[Yugi]

Jaden, you are a bad ass dude.

[Jaden]

Hell yeah!

[Yugi]

And they always like to take your load.
Whenever you ask them too.

[Yugi]

And as for the drug use, well I can vouch for that.
My deck is scared of you. Dude.

[Yami]

Okey doke... One final question. Jaden, if you could play a card game, with any guy in the world, who would it-

[Jaden]

No more fucking questions.

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