SingingAnon - eSports Wizard | Текст песни

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Ever since I was a shut-in,
I've played each fighting game.
From Smash to Primal Instinct
Too numerous to name.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
not since watching Justin Wong
That fat, sweaty virgin
Sure plays a mean Fei-Long.

He sits like a beanbag,
Becomes part of his own chair.
Might be playing dirty,
but always playing fair.
His frames above one-twenty
with under 50 ping.
That fat, sweaty virgin
Sure plays a mean Sand King.

He's an eSports wizard
He plows right through the horde.
An eSports wizard,
has got such a sweet keyboard

'How did he get that crit kill? I don't know!
Should we ban top tier?’

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those voices yap
Keeps drawing all the best cards
Makes my deck look crap
Never needs more mana,
Always has a plan
That fat, sweaty virgin
Sure plays a mean Gul’dan.

I thought I was
The League Of Legends king.
But I just handed
My MOBA crown to him.

Even on pl_badwater
He can kritz my nest
His mom brings the Doritos
And he just does the rest.
He's gotta crazy pocket medic
moves just like a blur
That fat, sweaty virgin
Sure plays a mean Soldier.

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