don't go down to the woods today don't go down to the woods today their leader lives in a cave with a snaggletooth and a satellite phone he'll bring those god damned chickens home don't go down to the woods today don't go down to the woods today with beards and boxcutters too those a-rabs gonna make mincemeat of you! don't go down to the woods today don't go down to the woods today
don't go down to the mall today it's all zombies anyway glassy eyed they stare at the tube believe any crap that comes through don't go down to the mall today don't go down to the mall today
don't go out on the streets today don't go out on the streets today it's all bombs (explosion!) anyway under a rock or in your ear it's so delicious this fake fear don't go out on the streets today don't go out on the streets today stay in your home buy more stuff scared sensless by this guff
oh children!
don't go down to the woods today don't go down to the woods today
don't go down to the woods today don't go down to the woods today