Look, she's here again The girl with the patent leather face Tears pictures out of magazines Looks longingly at makeup ads And glossy spreads of beauty queens
The girl with the patent leather face Sits in a darkened bedsit gloom She chains her door, squats on the floor Lets no one into her room
Two faced baby Shiny baby Two faced baby Shiny baby
You can laugh, point at me They do it all the time But how would you like it if you had A face like mine
The girl with the patent leather face Is a psychopathic mental case A target for the freaks and creeps A reject of the human race
The girl with the patent leather face Hangs around the mutant bars She tampers with machinery So other beauties crash their cars
Two faced baby Shiny, shiny, shiny, shiny baby Two faced baby
You can laugh, point at me They do it all the time But how would you like it if you had A face like mine
The girl with the patent leather face Tears pictures out of magazines Looks longingly at makeup ads And glossy spreads of beauty queens
The girl with the patent leather face Sits in a darkened bedsit gloom She chains her door, squats on the floor Lets no one into her room
I'm alone and she's alone And we should get together I'll never ask you to remove Your mask of shiny Patent leather Patent leather If you kiss me Kiss me
You can laugh, point at me They do it all the time But how would you like it if you had A face like mine
Had a Face like mine Had a face like mine If you kiss me, kiss me Kiss me, kiss me Shiny baby With your lips of Patent leather And your cold, cold eyes