Female: Cthulhu Cthulhu, Cthulhu Cthulhu, (Cartman: Yeeheah!) The evil hate-filled Cthulhu, from a dimension far away; Flying through gates of madness and into your heart.
Cartman: YEAH! Fuck all you!
Female: Turning dreams into nightmares,
Cartman: Lick my balls!
Female: Destroying all he sees...
Cartman: Now begins a new adventure for... MEEEE!
Female: You and the dark one, Cthulhu. Sharing adventures and smiles, It's a magical bond two pals can share. Soon the whole world will be made aware of You and the death lord, Cthulhu Makin' the world a better place. Together you will have so much fun
Cartman: Sending all my stupid friends to oblivion!