Boats N' Hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes! ) The Nina (Oh), the Pinta (Oh), the Santa Maria I'll do you on the Bottom While you drink a Sangria
Nachos, Lemonheads, my dad's boat You wont go down cuz my dick can float
We sail around the world and go port to port Everytime I cum I produce a quart Pull up the anchor cuz we're leaving dry land, get below deck with a dick in your hand (Boats N' Hoes Boats and Hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes! )
Deadliest catch, without the crabs We're almost out of gas, Call the Arabs! I'm a pussy pirate my name is Jack Sparrow I'll take off my pants she can see my flesh arrow
Make sure to wax Use your mom's Nair You'll be amazed when I cum in your hair