And the woman tug their hair Like they're trying to prove it won't fall out And all the men are gargoyles Dipped long in Irish stout
The whole place is pickled The people are pickles for sure And no-one knows if they've done more here Than they ever would do in a jar
This could be Rotterdam or anywhere Liverpool or Rome 'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere Anywhere alone Anywhere alone
And everyone is blonde And everyone is beautiful and when blonde and beautiful are multiple they become so dull and dutiful
And when faced with dull and dutiful They fire red warning flares Battle-Khaki personality With red underwear
This could be Rotterdam or anywhere Liverpool or Rome 'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere Anywhere alone Anywhere alone
The whole place is pickled The people are pickles for sure And no-one knows if they've done more here Than they ever would do in a jar
This could be Rotterdam or anywhere Liverpool or Rome 'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere Anywhere alone This could be Rotterdam or anywhere Liverpool or Rome 'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere Anywhere alone