She's broken all the super hearts of the Super Heroes of the galaxy So why does she wanna mess around with me? yeah...
Listen to my story It's sad but it's true Please don't laugh, it could happen to you Beautiful Zelda from Galaxy Four (oh no) Suddenly walked through my door
Beautiful Zelda, leave me alone Just get on back to the Twilight Zone Don't try your jive on a poor Earth boy 'Cause your kind of love don't bring me no joy (oh no!)
A fourth dimensional space warp brought her to me Oh yeah The most beautiful girl I ever did see Oh yeah She gave me her hand but when I held her Oh yeah I was fooled by the beautiful Zelda
Beautiful Zelda, tell me the truth I'm just a clean livin' all-Earth youth Don't try your jive on a poor Earth boy 'Cause your kind of love don't bring me no joy