Hello Boys and girls, my name is FatLip and this is my friend Sammy the Salmon
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Today, we're going to teach you some fun facts about Salmon, And a brand new dance.
Let me introduce to you a brand new dance I know you're gonna love it if you give it one chance It's not complicated, it's not too hard You don't even have to be a hip hop star
See anyone can do it, all you need is style Listen up peep gang (?) I'm a show you how Put your hands to the side, as silly AS SILLY AS IT SEEMs And shake your body like a salmon floatin' up stream!
I'll float up stream (you know how we do it, you know how we do it) Again
*All my peeps spend part of their life in fresh water* *And part of their life in salt water*
Wow, very interesting
*We change round a couple of days after spawning* *Then we DIE* (?)
When I first did the Salmon all the people just laughed They looked around and stood like I was on crack I heard somebody say out loud what the fuck is that This nigga's dancin like a fish while he's doin' the snap
But the more I kept doing it the more they kept feelin' it Tnd then I heard some bitches say yo that niggas killin' it By the end of the night everyone was on my team And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floatin' up stream!
I'll float up stream (you know how we do it, you know how we do it) again.
*Most of our friends find their home waters by their sense of smell* *which is even more keen than that of a dog or a bear*
Wow.
*My family also rely on ocean currents, tides* *The gravitational pull of the moon*
The moon? Fish pay attention to the moon? Wow.
*Did you know?*
What?
*That I could go to Japan, and back.*
You're kidding me. Amazing. Jeez.
*Polluted water can kill both baby salmon, that are developing* *and the adult salmon, that are on their way to spawn.*
Wow what a shame, what a shame Huh? Woah. Wow. Hey kids, hey give it up for Sammy the Salmon and his amazing salmon dance. Huh? Whadda ya say? Who's Hungry?