Alvin:
Alvin comes before Bart!
Alvin comes before Bert!
Alvin comes before...
Theodore:
Alvin! What are you talking about?
Alvin:
A comes before B, Theodore!
Or have you forgotten too?
Now, step aside!
I have something to say to Mr. Ho-Ho-Ho!
Santa, I'm upset
Please hear my desperate plea
Something's very wrong
I smell conspiracy!
We need to stop this now
It's gotten out of hand
If you respect the alphabet
I beg you, take a stand!
Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus
A comes before B!
But Barney, Beevus, Butthead
Are now in front of me!
Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus
I tell you, it's a sin!
So put the B's where they belong
Behind the A's again!
Just the other night
I turned on the TV
Bugs was selling sneakers
To Barney and Betty
I stayed up all that night
Afraid to go to bed
For if I slept another B
Might rear its ugly head!
Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Bart is a big hit
Beast has got his Beauty
And Barbie never quits!
Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Bam-Bam's on the rise
If Baby Boo-Boo makes a comeback
I'm just gonna die!
Santa, I'm afraid
It's like an awful flu
Once the B-bug gets you
You'll forget me, too
Your head will be like mush
You'll be in such a daze
You'll stuff the stockings for the B's
And throw away the A's!
Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus
I'll be in a funk
If the B's get all the toys
And I get all the junk
Oy!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Won't you help me, please!
Never through our history
Has A come after B
See?
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