Everybody, everybody listen up this is the dawn of a new era in your lives anybody, anybody volunteer to take the quest and show the rest how to survive? everybody, everybody gather 'round there's plenty of room here there's plenty of room for you all
boys and girls come out to play the moon does shine as bright as day come with a hoop and come with a call with a good will or not at all lose your supper and lose your sleep or join your playmates down in the street
all the children run to see the magician when he comes hat full of tricks and all sorts of fun and when he's done the children no longer run
everybody listen up shut your pieholes, know that i hold all the answers everybody, every fucking prisoner i hold the keys for inner peace, a cure for cancer everybody gather 'round there's plenty of room here there's plenty of room for you all