Along the lanes of London city We convene this fine committee Me sons and daughters, the Juniper and water Will lead you from the slaughter Sit down with the Gintlemen
Mother Mary, Aphrodite, Shiva won't compare to Lady Geneva Friend, I will submit this God, may be your witness but she's your daily fitness
Sit down with the Gintlemen
When you need a topping for your wages, when you'll all be nipping at your cages, Come you wretched creatures, the evenings triple feature Let old Tom be your teacher Sit down with the Gintlemen
We'll all be happy 'til we die Gintlemen's Club: OOH AYE!!!