Bring two prix fixe dinners up I'll unwrap the plastic cups It's just us my love It's just us my love I will make the room up nice Put your insides all on ice It was real true love It was real true love Close all the windows Put signs on the handles And strip down to my dun-dun-duns You have gone so far You have gone so far And tonight Its just me and the minibar Candles from the walmart that Every city's got to have That I bought last night That I bought last night I was so excited to Do such normal things with you When you left last night With your toothbrush dry No such details will spoil my plan That is the kind of girl I am HA HA HA Can you hear room 318? Man they're really happening They're a wild bunch They're a wild bunch But if they just knew What my night was coming to God would they vomit and run You have gone so far You have gone too far So tonight It's just me and the minibar Nobody else And I sing at the top of my lungs Happy birthday us Happy birthday us...