I Came to the Bar to Sing Karaoke Tonight But the Cancelled Karaoke Night Can You Sing Some Johnny Cash For Me Tonight I’d Never Heard Of Johnny Cash Until He Died
Oh Johnny I Was a Big Fan of You Until I Found out Your Dad was T-1000 I Could Never Be a Johnny Fan When Johnny’s Dad is Trying to Kill the Main Star of Kindergarten Cop
Now How am I Going to Impress the Ladies When I Can’t Sing My Favorite Songs From the 80’s and Where are All of the Jocks that Beat Me Up in High School Gonna to Go to Get Drunk and Sing Songs By Lynyrd Skynyrd
Not on Wednesday Night at 8 I Guess Your Ass is Gonna Have to Wait You Sit on Your Couch and Weep and Watch Reruns of Quantum Leap I Remember the Episode When Sam is Put into a Space Program He Leaps into a Chimpanzee and then He Saves a Dying Man
I Came to the Bar to Sing Karaoke Tonight But the Cancelled Karaoke Night (Can You Believe it) Now Where are all of the White College Girls Gonna Go to Sing Sir Mix-a-Lot Baby Baby Baby Got Back
Karaoke Night is Dead Family Trivia Moved In Another KJ’s Out of a Job And I Have Been Forgotten
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