The Emperor - I'm Normal (1966) | Текст песни

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• The Emperor
• I'm Normal (1966)

They come and take my brother away
The men in white picked him up yesterday
They'll never take me away, 'cause I'm ok,
I'm normal.

I painted everything in my house purple,
my finger nail file, my potato pealers, my..

STAY AWAY FROM MY FROG!

I got an earthworm in a fruitjar,
and I make long distance calls to Ringo Starr,
and I make funny faces to scare the kids,
Boo!

Save lightning bugs and katydids

They'll never take me away, 'cause I'm normal,
I'm okay.

I played tiddlywinks with Dracula's bat
and jump rope with a cross eyed cat,
Play Bob Dylan records upsidedown
and keep my fish out of water so they won't drown.

My brother didn't know them things
that's the reason they took him away.
They took him away yesterday
He's crazy but I'm ok.

I fill my bathtub with strawberry jam
and feed my squirrels sugar cured ham

and I spread rumors that Stalin is dead
he was wearing a sheepskin when he died in bed.
Made that up.

I eat alphabet soup with a tuning fork,
and shine my shoes with Chinese pork,
I'm ok, they'll never take me away, I'm normal.

You show me a pig on the highway and I'll show you a road hog!
Step on a crack break your mother's back!

I play the violin with just my thumbs
feed my lizard waffle drums
and I throw stones at telephone poles
and hide mothballs in gopher holes

I dig my bulldog to wear sunglasses
and drink champagne and dance with indians to make it rain
They'll never come take me away, 'cause I'm normal.

I draw mustaches on playboy bunnies
and light barn fires with Sunday funnies
and my cellar's full of Japanese spies
and I've got a red wagon with wings that fly

I change into a werewolf after dark and chase the pidgeons in the park
I soak my feet in cranberry sauce and call my parakeet Betsy Ross!

I'm normal they'll never take me away!

They took my brother away yesterday

is it babblin', it is.