They come and take my brother away The men in white picked him up yesterday They'll never take me away, 'cause I'm ok, I'm normal.
I painted everything in my house purple, my finger nail file, my potato pealers, my..
STAY AWAY FROM MY FROG!
I got an earthworm in a fruitjar, and I make long distance calls to Ringo Starr, and I make funny faces to scare the kids, Boo!
Save lightning bugs and katydids
They'll never take me away, 'cause I'm normal, I'm okay.
I played tiddlywinks with Dracula's bat and jump rope with a cross eyed cat, Play Bob Dylan records upsidedown and keep my fish out of water so they won't drown.
My brother didn't know them things that's the reason they took him away. They took him away yesterday He's crazy but I'm ok.
I fill my bathtub with strawberry jam and feed my squirrels sugar cured ham
and I spread rumors that Stalin is dead he was wearing a sheepskin when he died in bed. Made that up.
I eat alphabet soup with a tuning fork, and shine my shoes with Chinese pork, I'm ok, they'll never take me away, I'm normal.
You show me a pig on the highway and I'll show you a road hog! Step on a crack break your mother's back!
I play the violin with just my thumbs feed my lizard waffle drums and I throw stones at telephone poles and hide mothballs in gopher holes
I dig my bulldog to wear sunglasses and drink champagne and dance with indians to make it rain They'll never come take me away, 'cause I'm normal.
I draw mustaches on playboy bunnies and light barn fires with Sunday funnies and my cellar's full of Japanese spies and I've got a red wagon with wings that fly
I change into a werewolf after dark and chase the pidgeons in the park I soak my feet in cranberry sauce and call my parakeet Betsy Ross!