[Official lyrics from the programme of the theatrical production of I Am Curious, Orange from the Kings Theatre in Edinburgh; contributed by Fiona Armstrong.]
Verse:
Curious or anj, I curious or anj Oranj I'm curious or anj curious oranj
Chorus (spoken):
Anonymous curious is curious he's curious, curious, curious, curious some say what a cur and how#anonymous is he's curious, curious, curious, curious curious orange curious orang brrrrpa bapababa ba ba ba ba ba
they built the road over dumb fellows like you they built the world as you know it all the systems you traverse they rode slipshod over all peasants like you they were curious orange they were curious oranj they disliked papists they rode and their horses loved them, and their horses loved them too they were curious oranj they freed the blacks too built a church in one day man-amish their clothes were cool turned into Napoleon over and didn't know they made Hitler laugh in pain - they were curious oranj. They invented birth control they were ridiculed, invulnerable to - cool
Part Two
brrrp ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba they were curious orange they were curiou ornaj paved way for atom bomb made the jews go to school sent missionary girls to arab states and the sun-baked men did drool they were curious orange they were curious oranj pains in the arse man but they were inquirin brrp ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba they were: anti semitic
anti artic
anti gealic, you name it man
they were against it they were the reformation spring, and everybody in the world turned reformation blue they were positively deranged, they were curious oranj stuyvesant smoking they were beyond Ooobenblief efficient -prima to a man they were curious orange.