Well she wants to be a singer in the band Maybe I'll give the girl a hand & a mircophone Looks like she's all alone She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend She keeps staring me out with her black & blue eyes
And I can take her dancing just to give the girl a chance And I was never that good at being nice when I should I guess she'll forgive me right before she trys to kill me Coz I sold her on yesterday's
Come take me home oh my eyes
I can take the waltz just so she could kick my head in Oh I do believe I was drunk and both of my heads had shrunk I guess her name was Tina coz before I'd even seen her I was lost and oh what's your name just get me home
Oh take me o my....eye eye's...
And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to And if she does she's getting there slow And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be And that's the very thing when your dealing with me
Begging me to bag her, and filthy heart & swollen hips And she said o my dearest im not pretty and isn't it a pity That you wont kiss these rotten lips So take me o my..eye...eyes eyes Ole black & blue eyes.......
And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to And if she does she's getting there slow And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be And thats the very thing when your dealing with me