Well I wake up in the morning got my hair in my face, Clothes strewn all over the place, I ain't got no personal space, Don't eat enough, can't tie my own lace.
A guy like me don't need to tie his lace, I'm not in that line of work, Oh no no no. I'm not a business man, I don't work on Wall Street, I'm no chauffeur, besides, I wear, well I wear loafers
Why is it in the morning time, Ain't got no beer I can't see no wine, A cloud's come over this room of mine, And I'd settle for some turpentine.
A guy like me don't need to drink no beer, I've got my Harpic here, My life is full of cheer, I come home at 6am I'm the kind of guy that sits on the fence, ain't got no military stance, I got a great big hole, a hole in my pants, It gets cold out here
Oh Lord it's getting cold, really, really cold yeah