Glamour boy Get your costume on, you got ‘em lined up waitin’ for you Glamour boy You got ‘em standing’ in the aisles, don’t hang ‘em up For $25,000 you can look like a woman tonight For $25,000 I think it’ll work out right I think it’ll work out You never know how you’ll ride it Think it’ll work out
Glamour boy You’ve been tops for awhile with a million dollar smile Glamour boy You got rave reviews and you’re front page news For $37,000 you can look like your sister tonight For $37,000 I think it’ll work out right I think it’ll work out You never know how you’ll ride it Think it’ll work out
So spin with the archer and laugh in his face as he cocks his bow Steal from his mistress as she’s makin’ love to your family and be aware that there’s not many there Who want to take time to sing and play an honest song for the people no more
"Ladies and Gentlemen, a warm space age welcome if you will for the most phenomenal group of the century, RICKY AND THE BALLOONS"
Glamour boy You’ve really had your fill and it’s all downhill Glamour boy You’ve got tales to tell when you see your old friends For $49,000 you can look like a woman tonight For $49,000 I think it’ll work out right I think it’ll work out You never know how you’ll ride it Think it’ll work out