The Key of Awesome - Reggae Shark | Текст песни

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• The Key of Awesome
• Reggae Shark

Gonna tell you da' story

Of reggae shark

There are hundreds of sharks livin' under da' sea

A great white, hammer and the white tip reefs

But the one shark Discovery always leave out

Is the dreadlock rasta fish I'm talking about

(Reggae shark)

Reggae shark is real

(Reggae shark)

Him got a band with da' seals (ooooh)

(Reggae shark)

He don't want to harm ya'

(Reggae shark)

He just wants ya' ganja

After dark reggae come crusin'

Some say reggae shark's part human

He was cursed by an evil jelly witch

Didn't have no reason she was just a bitch

Some were boatin'

And smoking a spliff

Reggae shark swam over

To ask for a hit

The kids start screaming

And one of dem' drowned

Now the sherrif and his posse gonna hunt him down

(Reggae shark)

Got no political agenda

(Reggae shark)

He just wants redemption

(Reggae shark)

And he also wants ganja

But you can't light a spliff

When you live underwater

One day a drug boat had to drop it's load

Reggae shark come along

And him ate it whole

Now he's starvin' like marvin'

Got the munchies

Then him see the evil sheriff

and all his flunkies

Hi put his fins in the air saying

"It wasn't me fault!"

But the sheriff said fire

and the rifles shot...

But it was just a shark decoy

tied to a raft

Cuz da' reggae shark is a master

of da arts and crafts

(Reggae shark)

He jumped on the boat

and the sheriff fell down his throat

The townspeople cheered

and said "You brought us peace..."

"You took a bite of corruption

in the town police"

They threw him a huge ticked tape parade

Cuz they know that he balances

Da' food chain

They gave him the key to Kingstontown

You should see the tourism he brings in now

You've redeemed yourself,

said the Jelly witch

Me can reverse that curse

and grant your wish

Him looked at the witch,

and he say "Nay."

"Cuz I'm a reggae shark

and that's the way I'll stay!"

The End