I am the Whiskey Chaser An’ I Never Get Enough I Keep on Drinking all The Rare Auld Stuff When The Bottles Empty I reach For One More I Am The Whiskey Chaser Till I Pass Out On The Floor
I Started Out In St. Paul’s Town, But Drank The Buggers Out I Finished up Their Whiskey Then Started On Their Stout Then Headed Cross The River To Play Another Show But Now The Whiskey’s Gone and I Think It’s Time To Go
I Drank Across The West Coast in Seattle & Spokane I Slogged Through Montana and I do It All Again Got Pissed in Kansas City & Woke Up In Waterloo Had a Bottle Up In Fargo & In East Grand Forks With You
I Used to chase the women, but they left me in a lurch Then I chased Salvation but just ended up in church Chasing Fame & fortune I got caught-up by the fuzz But now I’m chasin’ whiskey & I always catch my buzz
I’ll get lit in New York City & In Boston & P.A. Hit The Bronx & Hell’s Kitchen & all The Pubs Along The Way We’re drinkin’ Down To Jersey Then Head Back to The Mid-West Chicago is Calling Where The Whiskey Is The Best
So I’ve Headed Out on The Road Across The U.S.A. I’m Drinkin Now In this old Town, But I’ll Be On My Way There’s Lots Of Other Boozers & Lots of Places Yet to See I Won’t Be Back Through Here ‘Till Yer’ Next Delivery