Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob Have a cup of tea, have a cup of tea, I'm the hitcher, let me put you in the picture Creepin' in your room in the dead of night With me solo polo vision
I'm a cockney Geezer, watch me bleed ya I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper I taught him how to slice, I cut 'em up a treat
Pound your banana (two pound your pear) Pound your banana (two pound your pear) Fourteen shillings for your melons (oh yeah!)
We're the Piper twins, Jim and Jackie Piper Cutting through the night like a windscreen Wiping you away like rain drops Don't mess with the boys --Shut your noise
Comin’ on strong like a freakshow nightmare Dancin’ skeletons, white, blue and yellow ‘uns Movin’ through the shadows with the speed of a cat And if you cross us I’ll cut you And you ain’t gonna like that
I’ve bad juju, I use voodoo if I choose to I harness the forces of evil to amuse you A power, a polo, an evil magnet Suckin’ up your soul And you ain’t gonna like that!