The Pork Dukes - My Mother Gave Me A Gun For X-Mas | Текст песни

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• The Pork Dukes
• My Mother Gave Me A Gun For X-Mas

My mother gave me a gun for Christmas
My mother gave me a gun for Christmas
I shot my teacher in the head
Now the poor bastard's dead

Chorus
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.

My mother gave me a knife for Christmas
My mother gave me a knife for Christmas
I stabbed my sister in the chest
Now I've only got one sister left

Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.

My mother gave me a barrel loading ,
Mark four , Smith & Wesson tank
destroying bazooka for Christmas

My mother gave me a barrel loading ,
Mark four , Smith & Wesson tank
destroying bazooka for Christmas

I aimed it at the embassy walls
I shot off the ambassador's balls

Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.

My mother gave me an intercontinental
Ballistic missile with a nuclear warhead
With USA on the side of it and
Coca-Cola in brackets for Christmas
My mother gave me an intercontinental
Ballistic missile with a nuclear warhead
With USA on the side of it and
Coca-Cola in brackets for Christmas
I aimed it at the Houses of Parliament
And blew up the fucking lot.

Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.