My mother gave me a gun for Christmas My mother gave me a gun for Christmas I shot my teacher in the head Now the poor bastard's dead
Chorus Flash punk on the junk Wham bam thank you mother. Flash punk on the junk Wham bam thank you mother.
My mother gave me a knife for Christmas My mother gave me a knife for Christmas I stabbed my sister in the chest Now I've only got one sister left
Flash punk on the junk Wham bam thank you mother. Flash punk on the junk Wham bam thank you mother.
My mother gave me a barrel loading , Mark four , Smith & Wesson tank destroying bazooka for Christmas
My mother gave me a barrel loading , Mark four , Smith & Wesson tank destroying bazooka for Christmas
I aimed it at the embassy walls I shot off the ambassador's balls
Flash punk on the junk Wham bam thank you mother. Flash punk on the junk Wham bam thank you mother.
My mother gave me an intercontinental Ballistic missile with a nuclear warhead With USA on the side of it and Coca-Cola in brackets for Christmas My mother gave me an intercontinental Ballistic missile with a nuclear warhead With USA on the side of it and Coca-Cola in brackets for Christmas I aimed it at the Houses of Parliament And blew up the fucking lot.
Flash punk on the junk Wham bam thank you mother. Flash punk on the junk Wham bam thank you mother.