Truckdriver :"Hey kid, you looking for a lift?...Get on up here How's it going good buddy?" I nailed ducks to the wall Kept my heart in dark ruins I built bungalows all over the hills Dunroamin, duncarin, dunlivin Took my girl to the country To sleep out under the moon Next thing she's going crazy
Trucker :"Women are like that kid What the hell can you do?"
She waits for the real Mr. Right to come Gently removing her heart With his promises of real communication
Trucker :"I saw a program about that on TV......" Who's always picking up the tab Who built a bungalow for his mum and dad
Man :"Me....."
Who took you out to all the shows Who worked his fingers to the bone
Man :"Me...."
While you were asleep
Man :"It was me...I did"
I kept you in buttons and bows
Man :"Christ all those clothes"
So you could encourage this creep With his neat feet And his clean fingernails With his wise but twinkling eyes He's rock standing out in an ocean of doubt
Trucker :"Get moving, get off the road ya Goddam faggot"
And compromise I'd like to go on with this bit of a song Describing this schmuck I'd like to go on, but I'm going to throw up
Trucker :"Not in my rig you don't boy...get the hell out of here"