Lisa & Our life is so confusing, Bart: No reason and no rhyme. We've got this funny feeling, Getting old before our time. Gimme what ya got, Gimme what ya got, I know what ya got, Gimme what ya got. Lisa: What kind of love brings such confusion? Bart: Shuts out the sun and kills all glee. Lisa & What are these blues we're here to tell you? Bart: It's sibling rivalry. I don't wanna share, Wanna make you nuts, Gimme what ya got, Gotta have it all. Bart: Sometimes I see her doing homework, Lisa: I'm working hard all by myself. Bart: And who can stand a happy sister. Lisa: He hates I don't require help. Back: Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Bart: I put a spider on her shoulder. (Back: Oh, ya, wooh.) Lisa: I'm not aware that it is fake. (Back: Ooh, ooh, ooh.) Bart: I ask her what the heck that thing is. (Back: Eeww!) Lisa: I turn and start; I scream and shake. (Back: Scream and shake!) Bart: Whhhhhhhy does it feel so good? My dear old fun? I know it's wrong to feel so mean, But, you shoulda heard her scream. (Back: Ooh ooh, ooh) Bart: Ha ha ha haa. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. (Back: Ooh ooh, ooh) Bart: Aah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. (Back: Ooh ooh, ooh) Bart: Ha, hahahaha. Ha haa. (Back: Ooh ooh, ooh) Bart: Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha hahahaha. Lisa: I am not blameless in this equation. Bart: She likes to talk over my head. Lisa: Poor Bart, his trials and tribulations. Back: Poor Bart. Bart: Before a test she makes me dread. Back: Ooh, ooh, ooh. Lisa: 'Cause I predict that he will fail. Back: Gonna flunk, woo-ooh. Bart: I chase her down when she is right. Back: Ooh, ooh, ooh. Lisa: When I refuse to just turn tail, Back: Hold your ground Lisa. L & B: We have our most outstanding fights! Back: Outstanding fights! Lisa: What kind of love brings such contusions? Bart: All these band-aids the world can see. Lisa & What is this shame we're here to tell you? Bart: It's sibling rivalry. Lisa & A brother and a sister, Bart: We're trying not to boast. But we can't help believing, That we'll always be this close. Back: Siblings find it oh so hard, When it comes to giving, Let them once try singing Background for a living. Lisa & A brother and a sister, Bart: We will always be this close. Bart: Let go my hand, Lisa.
10."Sibling Rivalry" (John Boylan, James L. Brooks, Jai Winding) Bart Simpson Lisa Simpson