Hello, friends Have you ever gazed up into the night sky and wondered at the possibility of life on other planets? What marvelous beings might exist out there? What tales will be told of that glorious day when we are first contacted by our brothers from beyond the stars?
Come on, baby, show us what you've got!
Hit me!
In over 20 years of broadcasting, I'm at a loss for words I can only describe what I see as not from this Earth! Something is emerging out of the spacecraft! It's raising it's hand, perhaps as a sign of peace No... we're under attack
5, all systems go 4, give me the shotgun 3, what the hell? 2, what in the lil' places is that?! 1, no wait, stop the countdown! To destroy all humans...
We ain't gonna get pushed around by no little four-fingered big headed midgets
We have to strike now, annihilate! Kill, kill! -We should hit these assholes with everything we've got!
We have to nuke 'em, we have to nuke 'em, we have to nuke 'em now! Nukem-now (?X) Nuke em now-now!
Die you alien shit!
Kick the crap out of 'em
Now, this much is certain We have recently aquired new information about the imminent threat to mankind This is the enemy, take a good look, gentleman! Notice their oversized crainiums, and small status But don't be fooled! They use psychokinesis And their ability to read minds is in proportion to their head-size But that's not the worst of it! Their technology is generations ahead of ours, their air power is superior and their arsenal is frightening In summary, we're being invaded!
That's not all, it gets worse!
Deploy our nuclear capabilities!
Hit me!
We have to nuke 'em, we have to nuke 'em, we have to nuke 'em now! Nukem-now (?X) Nuke em now-now!
We have to strike now, annihilate! Kill, kill, kill, kill! (?X) -We're gonna have to do it!
Bombs, tanks, BOMBS! (3X) They are toys against them! Bombs, tanks, BOMBS! This is what we're up against
Ladies and gentleman, due to technical dificulties we are unable to continue the broadcast -Pathetic humans!