He, decca, told me, decca said he wont be drinkin’ We, know it aint true, decca aint foolin’ me or you
At the bar, deccas here, he’s gone too far. I need another beer A goon, a nut, a liver shot gut Till ya get another round in he’s gonna stay put
Chorus Oh decca no, deccas doctor said Stay away from the pub, think of tomorrow Oh decca no, deccas drunk instead Don't be dumb drunken decca don't die
He, decca’s possessed, he’s george best, never sober Me, i’ll have a swift half, he says yer havin’ a laugh, you aint with me
Half past ten, he cant stand up, pissed again, i need another sup A sip, a drop, he’s never gonna stop Now the doctors dreadin’ decca when deccas on the pop.
Guitar etc
Don't be dumb drunken decca Drunk dumb drunken decca And oh decca no decca