I think the postman intercepts everything I try and send to you 'Cos he's infatuated and he's the fulcrum between us two And i can't say i blame him 'cos i'd cheat a priest just to get to you Oooooo... She works in a dental practice 9 'till 5 how does she manage? Considering her nights don't pass out 'till 3 So I guess that flossing is he last thing in her health routine Oooooo... And I don't mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys There's no jealousy 'cos she's little pipedream fantasy Oooooo... I saw her slam back tequila's like Oliver Reed on an Irish stag doo And I'll wait if you stay because foggy London town's not built for me or you Don't leave Miss Pipedream 'cos i love you! Oooooo... And i don't mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys There's no jealousy though she'll grind it out with friends but not with me She's my little miss pipedream fantasy Oooooo...