The quickest way to break your heart Make you depressed and ill Is to get tangled up inside The side effects could kill
All passion is a waste of time A deadly game puor vous I am your friend, your cher ami I wouldn't lie to you
If you must love someone, may I suggest You love yourself! Just think it through You'll never leave and you will find you'll get more rest You'll always feel as good as new Your freedom is the most important thing, my friend You must be strong, you mustn't bend Don't talk for hours Don't send flowers Don't write poems Don't sing songs and dance beneath the stars That shine above Don't fall in love
As soon as your heart rules your head Your life is not your own It's hell when someone's always there It's bliss to be alone And love of any kind is bad A dog, a child, a cat They take up so much precious time Now where's the sense in that?
Love takes the wildest heart and makes it tame If you're turned on then just turn off Emotions are a thing all great men overcame Please, don't make this grand catastrophe Don't get attached to anyone or anything There's nothing worse than things that cling You'll go to part You'll turn to drink You'll never rest You'll end up med and looking like some Poor demented dove Don't fall in love Don't fall in love