It’s a lovely day in Ballarat I’m kicking back and thinking of you I hear that you’ve been poorly I am sorry that you’re feeling blue
I know what it’s like when you feel a little shitty You just want to curl up and have an itty bitty doona day But a lot of people here really miss ya, Georgie, We really think you ought to just get on a plane We all just want you to
Come home, Cardinal Pell I know you’re not feeling well Being crook isn’t much fun Even so, we think you should come Home, Cardinal Pell Come down from your citadel It’s just the right thing to do They have a right to know what you knew
Could you see what was under your nose, Georgie, Back in ’73, when you were living with Gerry? Is it true that you knew but you chose to ignore Or did you actively try to keep it buried? And years later, when survivors, despite their shame and their fear Stood up to tell their stories, you spent year after year Working hard to protect the Church’s assets I mean, with all due respect, dude – I think you’re scum And I reckon you should come
Home, Cardinal Pell We know you’re not feeling well Maybe you just need some sun It’s lovely here, you should come Home, you pompous buffoon And I suggest, do it soon I hear the tolling of a bell And it has a Pellian knell
I want to be transparent here, George, I’m not the greatest fan of your religion And I personally believe that those Who cover up abuse should go to prison But your ethical hypocrisy Your intellectual vacuity And your arrogance don’t bother me as much As the fact that you have turned out to be such A goddamned coward
You’re a coward, George Come and face the music, Georgie You owe it to the victims, Georgie, Come and face the music – the music – Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
If the Lord God omnipotent reigneth He would take one look at you and say, “Go home, Cardinal Pell, I’ve got a nice spot in Hell, With your name on it, and so I suggest you toughen up and go Home, Cardinal Pell I’m sure they’ll make you feel welcome At the pub in Ballarat They just want to have a beer and a chat. I know you’re scared, Georgie-poo, They have a right to know what you knew.”
Your time is running out to atone, Georgie. I think the Lord is calling you home, Georgie. Perhaps He could forgive even you If you just let them know what you knew
Oh, Cardinal Pell My lawyer just rang me to tell Me this song could get me in legal trouble Oh well, Cardinal Pell If you don’t feel compelled To come home, by a sense a moral duty Perhaps you will come home and frickin’ sue me.