Toby Turner (Tobuscus) - Sugar Cane Song | Текст песни

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• Toby Turner (Tobuscus)
• Sugar Cane Song

Look at the sugar cane...

Going to cut it
Into pieces
While it thinks that it's
Going to live
Look at the family of sugar canes.
*Grunt* There goes the oldest one.
There goes the youngest one.
There goes the grandpa.
Look at mom, she's over there,
Dad's over there.
There's strife between them too
Because...
This sugar cane is the mistress sugar cane.
Oh, Wife sugar cane doesn't like the Mrs. Cane, cane.
She's insane,
The mistress sugar cane.
The husband sugar cane,
He loves his wife but...
The husband sugar cane's
Wife isn't freaky enough.
So, he got the crazy,stupid,psycho mistress.
And he tired to explain it to his sugar cane wife:
"Girl, i love youuuuu,
But i need a freaky sugar cane girlfriend, too girl.
But I love youuuu.
And i will be with you marry to you the rest of my life until death do us part.
Unless the mistress dies, Then i will probably have to find another mistress.
Oh no! The mistress is much shorter now"
And then the husband looks over the top of his mistress,at his wife.
And he sees the strife that he's caused.
Aw,
And he killed himself.
Okay, i killed him.
It's okay.
You were in his will,
Just read his will.
I will be back.
Give you some time to read his will, Cause i killed him.
Killed your stupid, cheating husband, cause you don't need him.
Yeah.
He's stupid, and he cheats.And he's stupid more importantly.
Gotta be married to a smart person.
You really need a smart person to be with for the rest of your sugar cane life.
Give me some sugar,girl.
Give me some sugar cane,girl.
I love you, sugar cane.
Uh, girl, some sugar cane,
Give me some sugar cane!
I wanna get some sugar cane.
Just puckerin', waiting for you to plant some sugar cane on my lips.
Cause i love sugar,And i love cane.
And i love puckering too.
I thought that was the last note,
But it wasn't.
This one better beeeee.
DAAAAAAANGIT!
Dangit!