[Lyrics - Lady GaGa altered by Matt Stone & Trey Parker, vocal - Trey Parker. South Park and all related titles, logos and characters are trademarks of Comedy Partners.]
Can't read my, can't read my, No, he can't read my poker face! - She has got to love nobody! (x2)
I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be. I don't give a c*** 'bout whales, so go and hug a tree!
Muh-muh-muh-muh! Muh-muh-muh!
I run at hold'em like they do in Texas plays. A little gamboolin' is fun when you're with me (I love it). Russian roulette is not the same without a gun, And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun, fun.
Oh, woh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got! (x2)
Can't read my, can't read my, No, he can't read my poker face! - She has got to love nobody! (x2)