This bit Uncontrolled A bad bug, Make my system fold This bug, in the kernel My kernel My uptime ceases Freakin’, Spazzin’ My manager’s mad, it ain’t pretty I need caffeine, a big screen Gotta fix this server in a jiffy
It’s too hot (hot patch) Call Torvalds and Kroah-Hartman It’s too hot (hot patch) Make a Sys Admin retire man It’s too hot (hot patch) Holy cow, am I in a jam It’s too hot (hot patch) Tellin' ya now it ain't that funny Server's down
Live patching hallelujah (whoo) Live patching hallelujah (whoo) Live patching hallelujah (whoo) ‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya ‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya ‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya Saturday night and servers alright Don’t reboot it just patch (come on) Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Hey, hey, hey, oh
Halt Don’t reboot, init Found a fix, grab code from git Make a build, passed the tests Julio! Make a patch! Ride to Provo, Nuremberg, Newbury in the UK We got Linux, and there's no doubt Gonna fix that server in a jiffy
I'm all green (hot patch) Called a Penguin and Chameleon I'm all green (hot patch) Call Torvalds and Kroah-Hartman It’s too hot (hot patch) Yo, say my name you know who I am It’s too hot (hot patch) I ain't no simple code monkey Nuthin's down
Live patching hallelujah (whoo) Live patching hallelujah (whoo) Live patching hallelujah (whoo) ‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya ‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya ‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya Saturday night and servers alright Don’t reboot it just patch (come on) Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Before we leave Imma tell y'all a lil something Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up I said Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up
Come on, patch Get on it If you stable then flaunt it If you online then own it Don't text about it, come show me Come on, patch
Get on it If you stable then flaunt it Well it’s Saturday night and the servers alright Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Hey, hey, hey, oh!
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