From Episode 5--Dave and The Giant PickleNarrator: "One day while talking with Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts oneof his deepest fears ..."Larry: "If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south,that'd be too bad, I'd be so sad."Archibald: "I see. That'd be too bad, you'd be so sad?"Larry: "That'd be too bad. If my lips said "adios, I don't like you Ithink you're gross," that'd be too bad, I might get mad."Archibald: "That'd be too bad, you might get mad?"Larry: "That'd be too bad. If my lips moved to Duluth, left a mess andtook my tooth, that'd be too bad, I'd call my Dad."Archibald: "That'd be too bad, you'd call your Dad?"Larry: "That'd be too bad."Archibald: "Hold it. Did you say your father? Fascinating! So whatyou're saying is that if your lips left you ..."Larry: "That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, I might get mad, I'd call myDad. That be too bad."Archibald: "That'd be to bad?"Larry: "That'd be too bad."Archibald: "Why?"Larry: "Because I love my lips." [Scatting]Archibald: "Oh my ... This is more serious than I thought. Larry, tellme, what do you see here?"Larry: "Um, that looks like a lip."Archibald: "And this?"Larry: "It's a lip!"Archibald: "And this?"Larry: "It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's alip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip.Liiiiiiiiiiiips. Lip lip lip."Archibald: "Larry, tell me about your childhood."Larry: "When I was just two years old I left my lips out in the cold andthey turned blue. What could I do?"Archibald: "They turned blue, what could you do?"Larry: "Oh they turned blue. On the day I got my tooth I had to kiss myGreat Aunt Ruth. She had a beard ... and it felt weird."Archibald: "My, my. She had a beard and it felt weird?"Larry: "She had a beard. Ten days after I turned eight, got my lipsstuck in a gate. My friends all laughed. And I just stood there untilthe fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had tospend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who gotstung by a bee - right on the lip - and we couldn't even talk to eachother until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, andwhen he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew likethree words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me theword for lip: Oofta."Archibald: "Your friends all laughed ... Usta? How do you spell that?"Larry: "I don't know."Archibald: "So what you're saying is that when you were young ..."Larry: "They turned blue, what could I do? She had a beard and it feltweird. My friends all laughed ... Oofta!"Archibald: "I'm confused ..."Larry: "I love my lips!" [Scatting]Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time tohear Larry say ..."Larry: "Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?"Archibald: "Oh, look at the time!"
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