She had long legs and blond hair And a skirt cut to here She's the sexiest go-go boot wearin' little hottie In the final frontier She had a digital clipboard As she walked down the hall And when she looked at the bridge crew She knew that she could have sex with 'em all
Yeoman Rand I'll be your man Captain Kirk had his hand up your skirt But I don't give a damn
She had a thing for the Captain But didn't we all She used to mainline the Venus drug Cut with pure alcohol She was fired you know After six episodes And my heart was forever broken When she left the show
Yeoman Rand I'll be your man Captain Kirk had his hand up your skirt But I don't give a damn
Yeoman Rand I'll be your man With a need for warp speed and more speed You just don't understand