I have saved the world in the movies So naturally there's folks who think I must know what to know But just because you've seen me on your TV Doesn't mean I'm any more enlightened than you
And while there's a part of me In that guy you've seen Up there on that screen I am so much more And I wish I knew the things you think I do I would change this world for sure But I eat and sleep and breathe and bleed and feel Sorry to disappoint you But I'm real
I'd love to help the world and all it's problems But I'm an entertainer, and that's all So the next time there's an asteroid or a natural disaster I'm flattered that you thought of me But I'm not the one to call
And while there's a part of me In that guy you've seen Up there on that screen I am so much more And I wish I knew the things you think I do I would change this world for sure But I eat and sleep and breathe and bleed and feel Sorry to disappoint you But I'm real