[Victor] We've been the pride of Romania since Twelve-O-One, Passed on for generations, Father to Son
Descended from gypsies, as proud as we can be. Don't risk my curse, it could be worse Embrace your fam'ly tree!
Join the fam'ly bus'ness Learn the family trade Make yourself a monster Make the world afraid!
Join the fam'ly bus'ness, You must take the fam'ly name! Follow in our footsteps and you'll win eternal fame!
The Roqueforts are celebrated for their Roquefort cheese, the Rothschilds are famous for their wines Hersheys have their choc'lates and Liptons have their teas But when it comes to making monsters, You can't beat the Frankensteins!
Join the fam'ly bus'ness Rob a grave or two, Stop the shop from closing, It all depends on you! Uphold the fam'ly honor, you must toe the fam'ly line, Join the fam'ly bus'ness Join the fam'ly bus'ness Join the fam'ly bus'ness For your name is Frankenstein!
Meet your family!
[All] Join the fam'ly bus'ness Show some fam'ly pride
[Men] Make yourself a monster...
[Women] And then you'll make his bride!
[Victor] Listen to your Great, Great, Great Grandfather Mordecai
[Mordecai] Join the fam'ly bus'ness If you don't want to die!
[All] As you know predestination From day the of your creation Has determined your vocation That's a fact.
[1st solo] Because you are a Frankenstein
[2nd solo] You have no choice
[3rd solo] You can't decline
[4th solo] So show some spine
[All] It's time to sign the fam'ly pact
This is your fate Become a Frankenstein before it's too late!
We know you won't regret it, You should express your willingness Why not acquiesce, reassess, You're under stress
[Victor] Just relax and make a serum Come up with a brilliant theorem, take you knife, create a life
[All] It ain't no fuss!
[Victor] Join the fam'ly enterprise, Best be prudent, best be wise! Time to open up your eyes Join the fam'ly bus'ness!
[All] Join the fam'ly enterprise, Best be prudent, best be wise! Time to open up your eyes Join the fam'ly bus'ness!
Join the fam'ly enterprise, Best be prudent, best be wise Time to open up your eyes Come on, come clean Don't make a scene, Your name's not Fronk-en-steen!
Join the family business Learn the family trade Make yourself a monster Make the world afraid This is one position that you never can resign
[Victor] Do not make a fuss, There's nothing to discuss You must be one of us