It's time for everybody to have a christmas party Everyone but me, I'll step outside Boycott your office party No secret Santa for me Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway 'Cause I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow I'd rather stay where Frosty melts in the sun July 4 parade A Lynchburg lemonade An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)
Deck the halls with bells of holly 'Tis the season to be jolly but 'Cause I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year
Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping Everyone but me I'll stay inside No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me And it makes my gifts so easy to hide I don't wanna go, where shopping lines are slow I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)
Deck the halls with bells of holly 'Tis the season to be jolly but 'Cause I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year
It was the night before Christmas and all through the house All the creatures was chillin' like Flint drinkin' stout I woke from my sleep, heard here comes the boom I knew that Santa would be comin' soon On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen I yelled "shut up ya'll", but they wouldn't listen And then he came down with his belly of jello He says, "where the ladies at cuz I'm a real jolly fellow" Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night"
(Now everyone - sing) Deck the halls with bells of holly 'Tis the season to be jolly but 'Cause I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year (one more time, like you mean it)
Deck the halls with bells of holly 'Tis the season to be jolly but (yes) 'Cause I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year 'Cause I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year 'Cause I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year