There's this girl I don't know, comes by every year or so And if I get the mail before my mom does Then I'll stay out of trouble She'll change every year, even pretty without beer She doesn't care about my hair, my car My tiny pee pee in the mirror
Whoo, yeah, she's finally here Whoo, yeah, she comes one time a year Whoo, yeah, and she's finally here Whoo, yeah, my playmate of the year
She moves me, she makes me grow I'm so happy and boy, does it show Now, she's going to my head She's going to my head, to my head I'm gonna make this milky clear You're my playmate of the year
Hello, how are you? It's great to see you too Let's grab a sock, it's time to rock And afterwards you never wanna talk We always agree, who's in charge here is me We never fight, you know I'm right It's always straight between you and me
Let me go down on this girl for a day We can spin the bottle, everyone has her say Know it's the the best that she's ever had She can be my playmate, she can call me dad
Whoo, yeah, she's finally here Whoo, yeah, she comes one time a year Whoo, yeah, and she's finally here Whoo, yeah, my playmate of the year
She moves me, she makes me grow I'm so happy and boy, does it show Now, she's going to my head She's going to my head to my head I'm gonna make this milky clear You're my playmate of the year
Whoo, yeah, and she's finally here Whoo, yeah, my playmate of the year
She moves me, she makes me grow I'm so happy and boy, does it show Now, she's going to my head She's going to my head, to my head
She moves me, she makes me grow I'm so happy and boy, does it show Now, she's going to my head She's going to my head, to my head I'm gonna make this milky clear You're my playmate of the year
Whoo, yeah, playmate of the year Whoo, yeah, playmate of the year