Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, So leave a message at the tone Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up And stare at the fan Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants Nobodys gon' tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch Just chillin in my Snuggie Click to MTV so they can Teach me how to dougie Cus in my castle I'm the freakin man
Oh yes I said it, I said it I said it cause I can
[Chorus:] Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, So leave a message at the tone Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all, nothing at all
Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X Find a really nice girl Have some really nice sex And she's gonna sream out 'This is great' (Oh my god, this is great)
Yeah, I might mess around And get my college degree I bet my old man would be so proud of me But sorry pops you'll just have to wait
Oh yes I said it, I said it I said it cause I can
[Chorus:] Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, So leave a message at the tone Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything
No I ain't gonna comb my hair Cus I ain't going anywhere No No No No No No No No No
I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
[Chorus:] Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, So leave a message at the tone Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything