Tina: You went to school to learn, girl Things you never, never knew before
Kurt: Like I before E except after C
Tina: And why two plus two makes four Now, now, now I'm gonna teach you (New Directions: Teach you, teach you) All about love, dear, (New Directions: All about love)
Mike: Sit yourself down and take a seat All you gotta do is repeat after me
Tina with New Directions: A B C, easy as one, two, three Or simple as do re mi A B C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl A B C, easy as one, two, three (Quinn: Ohhhh) Or simple as do re mi A B C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl
New Directions: Come on, let me love you just a little bit (Tina: Come on, let me love you just a little bit)
Tina: Come on, let me love you just a little bit (New Directions: Come on, little bit) (New Directions: Teach, teach, sing it out) Come on, come on, come on Let me show you what it's all about (New Directions: Come on, all about)
Quinn: Reading and writing arithmetic, Are the branches of the learning tree
Mike: But listen without the roots of love let me tell you, girl
Kurt: Your education ain't complete
Tina: T-t-t-teacher's gonna show you, (New Directions: Show you, show you) How to get an A, (New Directions: Nah nah nah nah naah)
Mike: Spell me, you, add the two (New Directions: You, add the two) Listen to me baby, that's all you gotta do
Tina with New Directions: A B C is easy as one, two, three Or simple as do re mi A B C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl A B C is easy as like counting up to three (Quinn: Ohhhh) (New Directions: One, two, three) Sing a simple melody (New Directions: Do re mi, ABC) That's how easy love can be That's how easy love can be Sing a simple melody (New Directions: That's how easy love can be) One, two, three, you and me
New Directions: Ah... yeah!
Kurt: Sit down girl I think I love you
Mike: No, get up girl show me what you can do!
Tina with New Directions: Shake it, shake it, baby, (Mike: Come on now) Shake it, shake it, baby, (Kurt: Ooh-ooh) Shake it, shake it, baby, (Mike: Huh!) One, two, three baby, (Kurt: Ooh-ooh) ABC, baby, (Mike: Nah nah!) Do re mi, baby That's how easy love can be A B C is easy as like counting up to three (Quinn: Ohhhh)(New Directions: One, two, three) Sing a simple melody (New Directions: Do re mi, ABC) That's how easy love can be
Mike: Now I'm gonna teach you how to sing it out, sing it out
Tina: Come on, come on, come on let me show you what it's all about (New Directions: Come on, all about)
Tina with New Directions: A B C is easy as like counting up to three (Quinn: Ohhhh) (New Directions: One, two, three) Sing a simple melody (ND: Do re mi, ABC) That's how easy love can be
Mike: Now I'm gonna teach you how to Sing it out, sing it out (Tina: Oh, oh, oh baby) Sing it out, sing it out, oh baby
Tina with New Directions: A B C, is easy it's like counting up to three (Quinn: Ohhhh) (New Directions: One, two, three) Sing a simple melody (New Directions: Do re mi, ABC) That's how easy love can be
Mike: Now I'm gonna teach you how to Sing it out, sing it out
Tina and Mike with New Directions: Easy as one, two, three.