If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you
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A pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he marries her, then she starts Doin' the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife You'll be happy for the rest of your life An ugly woman cooks your meals on time And she'll always give you peace of mind
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Don't let your friends say you have no taste Go ahead and marry anyway Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match Take it from me, she's a better catch
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- Say, man... - Hey, baby! - I saw your wife the other day - man, she's ugly! - Yes, she's ugly, but she's so good cook, baby!