[Chorus:] Starbucks takes all my money Redbull takes all my money Caffeine takes all my money That junk ain't funny Starbucks takes all my money Redbull takes all my money That junk ain't funny Caffeine takes all my money
[Verse 1:] Ooh wee my head is hurting So early my eyes is burning One thing I need that's working Caffeine I need for certain (what you gotta get) coffee purchase Will I shake like I'm getting nervous Grande that would be so perfect Latte that's right you heard me What you doing man hurry Stop talking you too wordy Now give me that junk then serve me Fill it up with the stuff that I'm yearning Now put it up in a cup then squirt it With a pump of vanilla then serve it What makes you the judge and jury It's the 4th cup you think I'm worried
[Chorus:] Starbucks takes all my money Redbull takes all my money Caffeine takes all my money That junk ain't funny Starbucks takes all my money Redbull takes all my money That junk ain't funny Caffeine takes all my money
[Verse 2:] They say that I'm a fiend yo I drink 13 cappucino's Handfuls of coffee beans so Gonna pop em' with a frappucino I don't know but it's time for the reload So I head down to the street to the next road Till I see that logo let's roll Drink coffee till my head gone explode Pull up like real slow While I'm shaking and feeling a mess bro Cause ya see I ain't like the rest folks Kind of nuts without my espresso My hearts pounding deep in the chest woah They ground up the beans the best so 10 cups that means one thing though I ain't gonna sleep let's roll!
[Chorus:] Starbucks takes all my money Redbull takes all my money Caffeine takes all my money That junk ain't funny Starbucks takes all my money Redbull takes all my money That junk ain't funny Caffeine takes all my money
[Verse 3:] They say that I should chill Right now well man I just feel Heart running like I'm on a treadmill All of sudden I don't want stand still Why's it strange Why's everyone kind of amazed Haven't tried to sleep for 3 days They think that my minds in a daze Walk in and they kind of just gaze They like KJ you okay? Saw me rolling down the highway Screaming out ok out of the way Don't know man what I'm gone say Don't worry man I think I'm ok Starting now well I think I'm gone change Who ordered Starbucks hey!
[Chorus:] Starbucks takes all my money Redbull takes all my money Caffeine takes all my money That junk ain't funny Starbucks takes all my money Redbull takes all my money That junk ain't funny Caffeine takes all my money