You're always up to no good Your fingers in my cookiejar You can have my checkbook, visa And my mastercard too Ain't no price to high for what you do
You could be my dog I would post your bailbonds when cash was tight We could fall in love I could be the apple of your eye Let's do it right now
My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you
Your car's a dump and you're broke But that's all right I never liked them fancy guys You don't even look good God it ain't right But you're starry-eyed and out of sight
You could fall apart I would post your bailbonds when cash was tight We could fall in love I could be the apple of your eye Let's do it right now
My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you
You're always up to no good You catch on like a bonfire Every single worn out line is shiney and new I never met a sweeter liar
You could be my king I would knit you mittens and make you pie We could fall in love I could be the apple of your eye Let's do it right now
My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you Wasting my time on a bum like you Wasting my time on a bum like you.