He swallered a frog and hollered yum-yum He slid down the hillside and darted his tongue He entered the garden on this bright moonlight night Then he stopped in his tracks, it was love at first sight
(he said) My skin is black, your skin is green You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream Although I'm short and stocky and you're long and lean I've got a crush on you Then he squeezed her tighter and tighter and tighter I've got a crush on you
He said I'm a king snake, and you'll be my queen With a butler and serpents, and your own private stream If you refuse me it would be such a shame Cause I'm so tired of doing my own fang
Then he squeezed her tighter To excite her and delight her Oh I've got a crush on you (and I'll be back tomorrow)
Next day when he got there, a two-legged man Was holding sweet green thing in his big human hand A long jet of water shot out of her nose Ol' king snake had fallen in love with a hose